How to Open a Beer

These two have a ton of tricks for opening beers when you don't have one thing: a bottle opener.

Teen Daredevil Narrowly Misses Train

This idiot in Australia dashes across railroad tracks and just misses getting hit by a speeding train. Don't attempt this at home -- it can only be done in a train station, by a complete moron.

Meet The Fuwa

The olympics just got some brand new mascots!

Marijuana Will Ruin Your Life

So why will the sticky icky ruin your life? Will you end up a clueless hippy stumbling about not knowing what year it is? Or will you get lost in a cloud of smoke and become indebted to your dealer? Nah, you'll become president or become a movie star. Wait...wat?

Hot Air Balloon Slacklining Will Make Your Stomach Drop

This nail-biting video from a slacklining group called the Skyliners shows the team attempting to cross a slackline between two floating hot air balloons.

balloon sex

Innocent Asian Babes

They might look hot but they've got voices like the freakin' honey monster after a pack of twenty, five cigars and a bottle of Jack!

One Girl, One BIG Cup

This is one to watch before you have any kind of food, because if you attempt to watch it afterwards, you’ll find yourself heaving up what you’ve just consumed. It’s pretty intense stuff, why she’s not using those gas masks is anyone’s guess.

We Are Sailing!

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic & look how that frikking turned out. So sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

Holiday Rumble

Santa puts the squeeze on other holiday trinkets