The 13 Most Arduous Animal Sex Habits

You think YOU have a tough time getting laid? These 13 animals work for sex more than any species on earth. From drinking pee to morphing the size and shape of their penis, to actually DYING for sex, here are thirteen animals that have the hardest time getting laid. Warning: terrible sex jokes ahead...

Chain Saw Fart - WTF!?!

Ok, so you have a very special talent and we all know chicks are impressed by a man's skillz - But SERIOUSLY! - If you could produce a fart that sounded like a chainsaw ripping through a felled tree would you be considered a catch - FAIL!!!

Bewb Cushion

The cute chick with the fake boobs just can't work out why her boobs don't feel as nice as her friend's natural ones do? - Clearly she isn't the 'brightest spark in the box' & she's not even a blonde (maybe she's wearing a wig?) - WTF!?!

These Oreo Trick Shots Are Insane

How many Oreo cookies have to die Oreo cookies plus milk plus way too much free time equals this—but how many Oreaos must die before this man's thirst for tricksy rebounds is sated?

Dj Eclipse Beatbox

Oh man check him out. a Real Beat Box. PS: It's in French But It's Cool !

Veloci Shakes Her Rump

This isn't a bad way to spend 4 minutes of your day, watching this raven-haired beauty shake her thang in skimpy black panties. Set aside the time, it'll put a smile on your face and a bulge in your pants - what more do you want?

Dramatic Mugshot

Chipmunks? Prairie dogs? Cats? Try a real life super criminal, pal.

This girl's impersonating her boyfriend.

Nice car in the field

Get that thing out of there!

The Correspondents - Fear & Delight

Yeah you may've caught these guys at the tail end of a festival when you could barely see straight and they sounded like the saviours of music, so now you can hear them in the cold light of day.