Radical Fapping Is Required

When a hawt chick is dying medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures, a de-fap-rillator! - WTF!?!

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school discos were made for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, well, prepare yourself to get pwnd!

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about. ‘FAIL’ is not an option here people!

God knows that is up with this hot little blonde but she systematically licks everything in this hotel room. Maybe she just cleaned the entire lot but i dont think so.

It’s a much more listenable and enjoyable One Direction than you’re used to. Zayn sings Story of My Life like he’s swallowed a Fraggle, Harry’s become tone death, and the rest sound like cartoon characters.

A driver briefly falls asleep at the wheel while he passes through a busy intersection. At least he will be totally unaware of the possible horrors that might have occured - OMG!

Three members (Ebba Lovisa Andersson, Amanda Wikström and Petra Brohäll) from the Swedish vocal group Erato sings Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend" while they accompany themselves on empty cottage cheese containers...

Tony acts a little more bossy than usual when he thinks his mic isn't on, and the whole news crew gets to hear his tirade about how they suck.

Sometimes it's totally necessary to do something totally unnecessary, like This Week in Unnecessary Censorship, Jimmy Kimmel bleeping out newsreaders & presenters & making them look like they're swearing when they're not.

Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.

Horses and camels are beasts of burden, but this one is just too much to bear.