Idiot Burglar Cant Break Down Door

He was charged with breaking and entering: he broke his arm, and so he ended up entering a hospital.

There's a reason these people are moving so slowly & it's not just to freak stoners out. It's so when it's sped up they look a like Neo in the Matrix, if Neo was in an art collective that looked like a bunch of circus rejects.

Meet Smoukahontas, she can speak absolutely no languages, but that hasn’t stopped her doing a pretty accurate representation of what different languages sound like to a foreign ear. I.e. Utter gibberish.

Now hula hooping might sound a bit sissy, but this is way more macho. It's hula hooping mixed with ballet. Wait, that still sounds lame. I'm probably just not describing it right. Just watch it. It's cool.

Reporting live from a forest fire, Suzi Theodory gets soaked by a helicopter dropping thousands of gallons of water on the blaze. We're going to assume they did it because she looked so hot.

These guys attempt to do a fake wrestling move but end up coming up with a real one. It might look fake on the TV, but those guys are professionals and make it looks easy. Real life is filled with PAIN!

The police officer in the back avoided being sandwiched between the van and the Cadillac by less than twelve inches. The officer that was hit luckily only suffered minor bruises.

And the smurfs take home the gold! A spoof off of Lil Wayne. LOL

If you thought the Machete trailer was awesome, you might enjoy this. Eadgar Wright is a talented guy and if he ever actually makes a horror movie you just know it's going to be the best horror movie ever made...

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

Well I for one welcome our log splitting overlords. Seriously though, I don't normally pop a chubby over heavy machinery, but this monstrosity piqued my interest. Slices through wood like a hot knife through butter.