Woman Run Over by Parade Float

Sometimes you just get carried away by the event & excitement. This weird shanty house went from 'float' to 'crush' pretty quickly. I'm guessing that it wasn't scheduled in the parade activities - OUCH!

Turning the staple beverage of tramps the word over into a posh, well-to-do drink wasn't very hard. Luckily for tramps though, cider has now also become the new word for "Alcopop" so there's still plenty of cheap ones.

Smoking Hot Actress Olivia Wilde gets pretty damn cute on the beach, if you use just a little imagination. Oh the possibilities, killer hot babe!

Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty!

An amazingly skilled stunt pilot loses one of his plane's wings during flight and manages to land it safely without causing himself or any of the onlookers any damage or injury—chances are it's totally fake though.

Is it any surprise that the audience cheered harder when he wasn't able to sing due to a rapid-onset case of faceplant?

I'm sure this ranks as number one on the list of things not to do in a swimming pool. Sure, ducking, bombing, running and petting are all frowned on but nothing will clear a swimming pool like this...

This is probably the weirdest, f#cked-up thing I've seen all year. If you just so happen to be a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and want to see guys dressed like them pretending to jaff one out onto a pizza, you're in luck!

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

The BMX biker in this video may make this look easy, but it's anything but as he zooms around that most of us would break our necks attempting—and he does it all without a helmet too.

Sometimes skating is all about attitude and when you bail it's a case of stylin' it so it looks intentional. This on the other hand is like pouring petrol onto the bonfire of FAIL!