The Human Can Opener

In less than ten seconds this dude bites enough holes in the top of his can to completely remove the lid.

Thank god there are parents out there who will gleefully mock their children's artistic endevours when it's warranted. Singing earnestly into your webcam is one of those times, and this chick's mom is one of those parents.

If you're into your Blizzard RTS games, then this one ought to raise a bit of interest. It looks like there's some more space themed fun flying your way in the form of the Heart Of The Swarm expansion pack.

Caution: No Lifeguard On Duty To Stop You From Doing Idiotic Things Like Human Darting Yourself Into The Side Of Your Pool

Let this be a lesson to all the camera men out there that decide to film the ground right after your buddy wipes out. This guy should be half way to the hospital but he still manages to get a clip of the aftermath.

Whoever thought that Taylor Swift & Major Payne sounded so alike? I know the 'I knew you were trouble' meme has done the rouns but this one is the cream of the crop. If you close your eyes you can't even tell the difference.

MR. T! HE LIKES TO SHOUT! AND HE’S HERE TO TEACH YOU KIDS ABOUT RESPECT!--RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES, AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

You'd think that in Japan everything would be super hi-tech, but that's not always the case. Apparently their subway ticket machines are just boxes with men trapped inside. No machinery at all!

Possessed pets are really popular these days. The power of catnip compels you! The power of catnip compels you!

He might have done lots of nasty things to a long list of spectacularly unsavoury characters but having a simple hypothetical discussion with his sister may be his most daunting challenge to date. Women be cray cray.

Carrie Manolakos covers a classic Radiohead tune. It's videos like this that make me wish more web flash players came with repeat buttons. Seriously, I could listen to this all day and not get bored.