Paintball Nutshot Ambush

Now this is just low down and plain NASTY, but great to watch someone else in total pain! I'm pretty sure he just stained his boxers, and I don't think it was the paintballs - OMG!

There are two good things to come out of this. One, his sandals are now clean. Two, all the diseases in New York are now quarantined within one man.

You might think that rappers would be a little low on Christmas Spirit, what with all that guncrime, and Crital drinking on their to-do list. Not DMX though. He loves nothing more than a good old Christmas song.

They say they are man's best friend, but WTF!?! Now this isn't something you see everyday. It's just a dog pushing an old lazy man down a flooded street. Seriously guys what is the world coming to?

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.

And the smurfs take home the gold! A spoof off of Lil Wayne. LOL

Tough couple days for break dancers...this guy has a little too much weight to complete his flip, and he ends up lights out on the floor.

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

NO, it’s not Lindsay Lohan as a child, but a toddler on holiday. Babies may look all cute but just you wait until they get a few beers inside them then they turn into one of those angry drunks.

In sports, the old Marine saying is usually true: 'Pain is weakness leaving the body.' With that in mind, this guy just lost a whole lot of weakness. Lets hope he has heard of the marine code of honor, if not he's in trouble - LOL

These kids are boxing in a basement and one of them does a full spin punch that lands perfectly knocking his buddy out cold.