Jewelry Store Owner Fends Off Robber

They say that practice makes perfect, but this is just sad! This thief is going to need to spend a lot more time sharpening his fundamentals if he ever expects to turn pro.

You are a soldier in the elite Orbital Drop Shock Troopers battling the Covenant in a ruined city - AWESOMENESS!!!

A fine example of 'practice makes perfect!' Not a bad wind-up but i'm thinking he needs to work a little bit more on his release. It couldn't really have gone much worse to be honest.

It might look like some sort of bizarre, dangerous military drill but it's actually just a soldier's birthday party and this is how they play pass-the-parcel in the Chinese army. They take it dead serious.

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

Quite possibly the most realistic bear driving simulator that has ever been created using MSPaint. This game is so packed full of awesome it will make your head explode. Possibly.

Once she reaches the right age think of the things you could do with her in the bedroom. Damn son!!!

The meme of the year (wouldn't you say?) gets a festive makeover and gets sung by a school choir in Superman and Hilary Clinton masks. Bless 'em, bless 'em all with the healing love of Christ and the holy voice of Trololo man!

My Little Pony has never sounded so badass. But that’s what happens when you synch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (awww) with the StarCraft 2 cinematic launch trailer. You get the power of awesome.

During the Pan Am Games, cheerleader Mariana de Leon misjudges how much room she has behind her and falls into a swimming pool.

Yep, we’ve all seen that couple arguing in public, we’ve all been that couple too, just like these two—but hey, the one positive takeaway is at least they didn’t get mugged.