Tree Chopping FAIL!

Just remember that the axe can chop off more than a tree....Humans maybe? - Dad wants to show his kid how it's done and in the process almost kills his wife - WTF!?!

Dad's can be pretty laid back with the parenting, casually keeping an eye on the kids from behind the newspaper, but when dads mean business they're a force to be reckoned with, humiliating you for the whole world to see.

Right, you better get watching straight away, because this list will take you quite some time - it’s time to lock the basement door and start torrenting right away. And you’re not allowed out until you’ve seen every single one.

Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")

As if you ever needed it, here is the proof that most of us find setting up security questions for any acount to be too difficult, but especially for this guy. It's enough to make us either blow a fuse, or not bother.

Despite his ridiculous Jersey Shore douchebag haircut, this guy has come up with a truly awesome prank. Simply attach a painroller with a couple of toilet rolls to the front of a leaf blower and let it rip! Genius.

Whoever thought that cooking wasn't dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.

Snowmen are usually pretty boring. Unless you lovingly sculpt them some genitals or decapitate them and douse them in fake blood, that is. This one has to be one of the greatest snowmen of all time.

Well, if you’re onto lame-assed pop music that sounds like it’s been shat out of a contestant on X-Factor, then this little medley should have you jizzing in your pants. If you are gonna punish yourself with crap-pop, then go for this.

When you turn around to see three heavily armed enemies, guns trained on you, there's only one thing you can do. Wait for the hail of bullets. Well, that and quickly ride your MAV to safety. God speed, brave sniper!

Why else would you learn a musical instrument? Why does anybody do anything? To attract the opposite sex, that's why. You may have painful fingers by the end of all that playing around, but it would've been worth it.