Spider Crab Sheds Its Shell - WTF!?!

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

Some people go to extreme measures for birth control - You know sex is gonna be good when the condoms you use pass this test.. - LOL

Sometimes you just have to go for it, sometimes definitely NOT! The initial jump is seriously huge and then he takes it HARD to the family jewels. How he managed to walk away from this I'll never know.

SCIENCE! Being able to topple a domino weighing a 100lbs using one that is only 5mm high and 1mm thick is pretty god-damn awesome. It's all thanks to science, or physics, or one of those other boring things you learned at school.

This seemed like a cool idea until they realized they were on the local and had to stop every other block.

After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

He’s even shown his pussy organ to Prince Charles who lol’d heartily at such a machine. Legend has it he can play “God Save the Queen” on the Duchess of Cornwall’s. . Because he can.

If you were looking for ways to traumatize a small child while playing a game of peekaboo, then this is the way to do it—one moment daddy's got a beard and the next... it's meltdown central.

Stovies, in case you didn’t know you uncouth heathen scum, are a Scottish delicacy containing the rarefied ingredients of potato, onion, & left over meat, stewed in beef dripping and then eaten.

Murphy will take care of your pride n joy - as long as you don't mind a few extra dings on your return !

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.