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There's definitely a puerile joke in here somewhere. An attractive girl from Hooters showing customers how to get rid of those unwanted 'bones' using just a stack of napkins and a little elbow grease...

So it's officially lights out at this all-girl slumber party.

It really looks like standards have been slipping on this hit cooking program - Still the proof is in the pudding – I’m sure these freaks of fine cusine have something ’special’ on offer to tease our tastebuds?

Whoever thought that cooking wasn't dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

The trouble with kids is they want everything NOW, even if it isn't ready. Little girl is too excited to wait for water to get on the slip-n-slide before she gives it a try.

Okay so he's not THAT Mr Miyagi, but he's still pretty damn awesome. He's very skilled, has incredible balance and skates in a unique way to boot. Not that fast, but technical and picks awkward spots to skate.

There's nothing like a hot, feisty older lady. But this goes beyond the cougar aged sort, into grimmer territory and his guy's into it, and a degenerate of the highest ord

Now this is awesome. I never thought you'd be able to improve on either of these amazing artists and bands. But it turns out I was wrong.

There's a bizarre backstory to Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, and Michelangelo. Their three-decade history involves strange lawsuits, live concert tours, and Uncle Phil from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."