Alternate Movie Titles

More truthful titles to popular movies. If movies were titled this truthfully in the first place, perhaps it could have saved us some money!

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

The world is indeed a wonderful place. Behold the advantages of mixed-gender dorms opening up at a college near you. If you are lucky enough to be attending one of these then these are some famillar sights. Sigh.

The similarities are amazing! I know dogs look like their owners, but these transcend that. Unfortunately, some of my ex-girlfriends resembled Jabba the Hutt, not just in looks but in size.

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample assets, beer and lederhosen!

For those of you who are without a girlfriend, don't despair, there's hope for you yet! Believe it or not not all of the cute chicks on the planet are taken, here's a salacious selection of some stunners!

A collection of blasphemous body art that would make poor baby Jesus cry out in pain "Forgive them father, for they know not what they do!" - A true case of 'The devil makes work for idle hands...arms, legs & other body bits!"

We love looking at them on the big screen but we love them even more when they are out of their clothes and splashing about in the water - Even without make-up and digital-enhancement they still look awesomely adoreable!

Prepare to witness some seriously hardcore work safety code violations that will get you reaching for a hardhat and staring in wonder at the genius that went into thinking that this was a safe way to perform a task. Epic.

It's time to remember the summer on these cold winter nights and what's better than some summertime photo candy to keep you warm. It hurts just looking at these scorched sunburnt bodies, what the hell's wrong with them?

You will NEVER regret spending a day marveling at God's wonderful creations, the cool water on your body, the soft sand beneath your feet AND the overload of beautiful beach babe butt in your face - DAYUM!