Opulence, I Has It!

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

This crazy dude smashes his head seven times against a car windshield. He was probably knocked out cold after seventh hit but is too stupid to realize it.

If you're not excited about the latest movie in the Alien series then it's probably because you haven't watched this trailer yet. If you've seen it and still don't have a bonor, consult with your doctor immediately.

This is probably the most unusual dating site video you will ever see. I'm no expert but I'm going to go ahead and assume that she didn't get very many responses. She probably ate the cat afterwards too.

Politicking ain't easy. You have to keep your polling hand strong to make sure bureaucrats stay in czech.

Football rules are pretty strict about lateral passes, but this one was simply ruled badass.

If you have an overabundance of these little gadgets and want a party trick that sounds like a bunch of midgets marching in unison then this video is relevant to your interests. Get some coke cans & a plank and get on it.

America's rednecks: They try so hard to move forward, but keep getting hurt by their backward ways.

Being on a boat out at sea is the last place I'd wanna be with TWO of these bad boyz after my ass!!

All kittens should be accompanied by a full orchestral score, wherever they are and whatever they are doing. This is far to entertaining to be just a one off, I demand more dramatically musical kittens!