Girl's Dance Routine FAIL!

When you have an accident make sure you plan for the future - Bases covered, girls. If the dancing doesn't work, the crutches will be sure to get the guys' attention.

The latest installment in Mankind's never ending quest to find out what will blow up in a microwave oven. This time around is a box of wine.. seems like alcohol abuse to me though.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

This guy is trying to teach a 13 1/2 foot alligator a new trick. Lets hope it goes well and he doesn't get in the mood for a human snack. So far I don't think the alligator understands his part in the trick.

Playing at pretending to be a bad-ass soldier and virtually killing the enemy is a serious business. Pick the wrong team to go into a battle situation with and you might very well find yourself flipping out. War is hell.

In this funny, yet disturbing, video a 25-year-old actress pretends to be 15, and desperate for some cash to get back home - Some creepy guys start to warm to the idea of making her do sexual favors for the money.

Just look at these little kids playing with each other in perfect harmony. Isn't it lovely. Well guess again because these are the bullies of the future and they've filmed it for us. Be very afraid.

There's nothing like a father and daugher going for a relaxing stroll together, except there's nothing very relaxing about teetering round the edge of a huge chimney hundreds of feet in the air. WTF?

Let this be a warning for people who want to put pylons next to a graveyard. That energy could end up waking the dead. Zombies overtaking the earth is a scary prospect - Thank god for cops with guns.

If you want to wind up the police and walk away scott free, try this trick. All you need is a bottle of water and cojones that are about twelve sizes too big. We can't guarantee that you won't get arrested anyway though.

This girl plays a ridiculously harsh prank on her terrifyingly large boyfriend. Not the kind of thing we'd try and do, but then we're not hot girls. Or are we? No we're not. But yeah, harsh prank man.