Line Drive to Face

Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.

The life of a Fairtrade banana, as you can see from this video, is in many ways an enviable life...

If you've got any spare fireworks left over from November the 5th's festivities here's a fun idea: use them to unclog your toilet. By 'unclog' i mean destroy it and spray fecal matter all over your walls. Fun, eh?

Something for the weekend sir? An undisciplined dog attacking people in a barbershop doesn't really sound that funny does it? But when you add the Benny Hill theme and a crazy dog.

If little Michael Jackson had a webcam to show off his moves back in the 70's, his videos probably would've looked like this one. The pop-locking at the end is astounding.

That last move makes it look like she doesn't have bones in her body.. OUCH

Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.

The 'Monkey Jesus' fresco restoration might be a relatively new occurence, but what if Jesus always got that sort of treatment at the hands of portrait artists? It might have even saved his bacon!

A Nissan 350Z owner started talking some smack about who had the fastest car. This resulted in a drag race which was easily won by the E55 AMG despite the fact that it was towing a trailer with a John Deer tractor.

Steve Aoki Bullseye's a chick in the face with a delicious cake. vI would normally call this a disgusting waste of perfectly good cake, but the chick looked pretty happy about it so all's well that ends well.

If you live in Russia then you will be non-plussed. They drink SO much vodka that just sitting down and pounding it isn't good enough. They have to throw it into each others mouths to make it more interesting.