Shattering Glass With 'Ass'

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

It's not easy being this guy. Not only does he desperately need a little emancipation and a few solid hours sleep, but also MOUSTACHE. It's not easy being him, due to large quantities of MOUSTACHE.

Don't have time to eat that corn-on-the-cob the old fashioned way? want another use for your Black & Decker power drill that will impress and amuse your friends? Combine those problems and craft one awesome solution!

It looks like they've followed HGTV's instructions for creating your own backyard waterin' hole.

I hate to say it but even though mountain bikers are some of the gheyist people to have ever lived you can't help but respect what goes down in this video. Still wouldn't give them a lift on my bike thou.

Basically we have a chick dancing around the room, nothing odd there, but..., then she meets a glass table and the rest is history! Totally proving that there are some girls who will do anything for attention. Medical attention!

This guy looks like he was using a driver instead of a putter! BOOM! HEADSHOT! I bet he didn't even have the courtesy to yell "fore!"

Mountain walking is for pussies, but mountain walking where the path is only half there and falling to your smashed-skull doom is only a step away, well that's a different ball game altogether. So are you a man or a mountain goat?

Some chicks you should never look in the eye - A quick glance at their beauty & you're history - WTF!?!

Are you tired of your friends and family being ashamed of being seen with you and your Obama bumper stickers after you realize the "Change" is worse than you ever expected? You need the Obama BS Removal Kit!

If animals could talk, huh? Just what would they say, well dogs being the greedy guts that they are would probably go on and on about food like the gluttonous child of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. GENIUS.