Cat Knows How To Open Door - WTF?

It's just a matter of time before we become their slaves - Every time a cat opens a door, they come one step closer to enslaving humanity. Be thankful they don't have opposable thumbs....yet!

With so much fail out there, it's nice to see a little bit of win. This dizzy strike is awesome, but if you still need some fail, consider that this is probably date night.

Russell Brand is no stranger to playing pranks over the phone, so he’s more than game when Graham Norton challenges him to phone a sex line pretending to be Aladdin. Queue lots of oo-er missus jokes.

A spectator gets slammed to the ground and trampled on after jumping the crash barrier to root on his favorite horse. He is luckily recovering with only minor head and chest injuries.

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

Attempting a backflip on a tiny bike like this might sound safer than using a big boy bike, but that does't mean it's without danger, as this guy finds out. Bet he's glad he was wearing a helmet...

The best I can manage is skydiving on Wii Sports Resort and even that makes me feel a bit queasy with vertigo. I wonder if this guy robs banks in his spare time dressed in a mask of an ex-president? Back off Warchild, seriously.

If you haven't heard of it, Modern Toss is a collection of humerous characters whose lives are expressed through minimalistic, but surprisingly expletive laden comic strips. If puerile comedy is your thing, look it up.

Now this really is a cheap move. If you can't afford a band at your wedding just scrap the whole idea altogether, don't just get a baby and give it a microphone and hope for the best!

Yep it's a video of a cat. Yep it's kinda stupid. It's not long though so if you want your fifteen seconds back, send us your details and we'll email you your chronomatic refund. We may even throw in a extra second for good measure.

This guy gives it a go, but that’s not what’s most impressive about it, just wait until you hear the epic burp he releases after the challenge. Although it’s less of a burp and more like a killer whale’s mating call.