Track & Failed!

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

OK, who’s eaten all the kitty cat treats? Time for some third degree to find out the guilty party That is until one of them pulls a face that makes it look like an extra from an Aphex Twin video.

There's definitely a puerile joke in here somewhere. An attractive girl from Hooters showing customers how to get rid of those unwanted 'bones' using just a stack of napkins and a little elbow grease...

A collection of some of the most offensive jokes ever uttered. It's no surprise that Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr feature prominently on the list, with multiple entries each. No Sadowitz though?

The powerful life-giving force of man milk! When a situation is this dire medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures.

Sometimes it hurts to be an idiot. Especially when you're bouncing your motorbike of a car for your friends' amusement.

After watching this russian pop singer go on a kids' show in an outfit that only those kids' dads would love!!

An awesome prank, this one. Get you mate to jump into a puddle that isn't actually a puddle, but a 6ft+ plunge pool filled with freezing cold, filthy water. He probably won't be your friend after, but it's totally worth it.

Who knew? Apparently it's possible to play dominoes with trees. All you need is a small patch of forest and an extremely skilled lumberjack and you too can mimic scenes like these and incur the wrath of the Ents.

One of the natural wonders of the world and the globe's highest waterfall at an astonishing 3,212 ft.(979 meters) it's 20 times taller than Niagra falls. I bet you could really hock a lougie on someone from the top...

He might look like the spitting image of Justin bieber and he not have a single pubic hair yet, but this plucky little homeboy can rap with the best of them. Seriously. And to his own beats no less. This kid has a bright future.