Track & Failed!

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

This is a neat trick, providing you don’t fuck it up - And you can try it with your boss as well. Tell him you’re in the “other” office, then sit back and play video-games all day.

Lets face it, rush hour in most countries is pretty horrible, but this one looks way worse than your average. Talk about sardines in a can, some people can't even get off the train.

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

Catching a 600lb black marlin is one thing but having the bugger jump on to your boat nearly spearing you on it's nose and braining you mate with flying debris is quite another. I'd rather just stick to fishing mackerel.

The Royal twat-fest will soon be upon us and they’ll be Union Jack bunting draping off people’s arse cracks as they sing and dance and make merry like the good loyal subjects they are.

One of the most painful broken leg videos I have seen in awhile. Two South African soccer players go after the ball and they both end up regretting the aftermath.

"Iron Man" is one man's dramatic journey from functioning alcoholic to functioning alcoholic in a death machine. And this is the abridged version of that story, if you couldn't be bothered to watch the films.

What a year it’s been - How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!”

Ben Drew looks like he's an East End heavy who you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, and then he sings with the voice of an angel. It's a paradox in motion. And the music sounds heavenly with this new Beats Audio technology.

Sure, driving with an old lady would be annoying, but you would get to park in handicapped spots.