Chick Smashes Face Against Diving Board

Proving that the difference between WIN & FAIL is very slim - If you watch closely this diver still pulled off a pretty decent dive even after slamming her head against the board.

They've done it. They've gone and done it. Pee-Wee Herman now has his very own pornographic video out there thanks to Vivid Entertainment. If you ever needed a sign that the end is nigh, this is surely it.

This crazy dude smashes his head seven times against a car windshield. He was probably knocked out cold after seventh hit but is too stupid to realize it.

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

If you're not really sure what you're doing when it comes to basic DIY, this could help. You won't need any special tools, just a saw, some materials and your penis. ProTip: You penis is the most useful tool you will ever own.

You know what they say…it’s a funny old game. And this is testament to that – Not only does he let a ball trickle past him at about 1MPH, but he has the stupidity to celebrate this event.

Weebl takes a satirical swipe at the recent TESCOs snaffu where supposedly beef products turned out to be made of delicious beefy horses instead. Combining satire with Weebl songs as the best idea I've heard all week.

Man's best friend, yeah, right! The good news is he probably won't need to take the dog for another walk anytime soon because I'm sure that scared the crap out of the dog. Amazing. (Note: The dog is ok!)

This guy is big and scary. One of his moobs weighs more than my entire family, but that doesn't mean he'd be impossible to beat. The most important rule of boxing is to keep your guard up. Unless you're Muhammad Ali...

Even on the subway you’re not safe from Michael Bublé’s singing. Because there he is, performing an impromptu acapella version of his “Who’s Lovin’ You”.

People write very nasty things on Twitter about celebrities, so Jimmy Kimmel gets those celebrities to read those tweets out loud so we can all have some fun–the result is pure comedy gold.