The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

In this multi-cultural day & age how can any American teen fail such an integral subject? It's shocking & makes you loose faith in the youth of today. How can they lead this great nation when they can't even speak its language!?

Just remember, they may look all cute & cuddly, but if you are a cop then that's what dogs do to the cars that they actually catch.

ZeFrank tackles another freaky critter in one of his amusing educational videos. This time it's a bug-eyed monkey mouse called the Tarzier. They're freaky as all hell, but kinda cute in a way too.

There’s some tip-top commentating here, really on target when it comes to not knowing his stuff. But that doesn’t matter, it didn’t for NBC. It’s just a shame all the Olympic coverage isn’t of this comedic quality.

Watching an English peep show is about as interesting as watching Harry Potter...

If you are the biggest douche in your town then get you stupid ass to this competition and you a battle to be the biggest douche in the land.

This is like a scene from Bad Boys 2 but dubbed into Portuguese. Dude stops a plane taking off by ramming his car into it so hard that he near enough knocks the wing off. Can't speak Portuguese but I bet there was a sweet wise-crack pun in there too.

I love it when you get two for the price of one! Looks like the guy who gets owned first SO impressed the other dude that he decided to pay homage to his failage by mimicing his aborted BMX stunt failure - Pain is GREAT!

A small child wielding a broad sword attempts to rid a city of the giant missile firing robotic menace that is steadily destroying it. Will he manage to defeat his quarry or will playtime be over before he manages it?

If you're a battlefield 3 player who has yet to upgrade themselves to Premium status or buy themselves the Armored Kill DLC, here's a look at all the digital gorgeousness that you're missing out on. You crazy fool.