Painful Nutshot Fence FAIL!

This dude attempts to slam dunk his final shot of beer pong off the top of a fence. Somehow he didn't grt the memo about the fact that beer and physical activity NEVER mix - OUCH!

A basketball shot from a 500 foot tower into a moving goal? Is it fake and gay or maybe just gay and fake? There's only one way to find out, watch the vid and then judge it.

Wow, this guy is amazing! David Blane or Chris Angel couldn't hold a candle to the illusionary powers this man has! It's purely magic!

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

This dude pours gasoline into a fish tank tosses a match into it and then drops a large piece of wood on top.

I didn't know those things were to be used outside the water.. OMG

While discussing how to properly hold and shoot a firearm this chick casually swings and points the gun at the cameraman.

This dude tries to jump over a 6 foot ladder but fails to get enough air and falls on his back. KID! Ladders are for climbing, use the steps provided...or pay the consequences!

Are you ready for the coolest party of the rest of your life? If the answer is 'yes' then we need some essential goodies to make this happen - One account and one login is all you need to get started. Plug in, turn on and tune out.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.