Biatch Of A Ride!

It's a sunny day & what could be better than cruising around on your motorcycle.....WRONG! You forgot about the old lady behind you driving a big-ass Scion intent on delivering the wrath of god in your direction!

All those shitty pop hits that come steaming out of the hit factory like a turd falling from the sky and landing in your piano-shaped swimming pool. You could do better, right? I bet you could even do it in 8 hours!?

I've only seen one guy using these before and he wasn't doing it all live, some was pre-programmed. This guy's autism levels are obviously over 9000 as the ability to do things like this doesn't come naturally to most...

I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.

Dorkly investigate the idea of a Megaman boss who's a little less aggressive than the rest; what if Chill Penguin was cooler than a doped up Fonzerelli? Would you still be able to fight him?

Nothing livens up a dull, monotonous train journey like a great looking girl giving you the eye...

Some dude falls off his bike during a race and the guy behind him doesn't have time to react and runs him over.

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a bully get whats coming to them. This bozo thinks it's a good idea to pick on the little guy but doesn't realise he's a secret ninja.

What's the best weapon in the whole mushroom kingdom? A koopa shell? The Hammer Bros hammers? If you guessed the axe behind Bowser you're on the right track but that's just not imaginitive enough for a psychopathic plumber.

The Asads are an Australian family known for their bad behavior, and Michael protects that reputation with his fists.

Holy crap this is the William Tell of the 21st century! If this had gone wrong it would have hurt like crap but at least he would have got a good black eye.