The Invincible Bread Helmet!

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

A great bit of artwork printed out on to paper and then plastered onto a wall in France. Totally unrealistic though, Ryu would totally kick Muhammed Ali's ass. Fact. You need to defeat his dragon punch to stand a chance...

Something tells me that this vehicle's title is something of a misnomer. It should be called the furious locomotive or the IShallHaveMyRevengInThisLifeOrTheNextmobile.

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

After looking at the graph you are suddenly struck by the fact that you are not alone in your thoughts about the subject at hand. It's kind of a good feeling that it's not just you!

Seriously, WTF, who buys phallic garden fountains like this? Well, at least the water doesn't come out of the top of it!

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...

You know how logos, right, they don't really reflect the company? Funny that. Well, how's about they did reflect what their products were known for, that'll increase sales, right? No, which is why they don't do it. Doesn't mean no one else can though.

It doesn't matter how ripped you are, how many tats you have or what ridiculous pose you're striking, if your girfriend is a "ten pinter" your swag level is zero.

Remember your first car? You probably thought it was a total muff magnet, right? Well, chances are it was a steaming heap of crap, but it just looked awesome to you at the time. You were this kid.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.