Blind Norwegian Office Affair

Fancy grabbing your hot secretary then bending her over the photocopier and showing the log to the beaver? Sounds like you need to hire this guy. He's cool with that sort of thing, even if he happens to be blind...

Can a basketball player posterize himself? Just ask this lucky fan.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

I think this technically classes as Nerdcore, taking it's place between songs about Magic: The Gathering and ones about text adventures. Word.

This is why Parkour should only be done by trained professionals, not a couple of 7th graders at their school on the weekend. - OUCH

A classic clip teaches an important lesson: When the other guy's palm is the size of your entire face, just call it a draw.

Question: You're in a store & a robbery takes place. Bummer. Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no?

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!

It kinda looks like the local mid Michigan ABC 12 news reporter had 'other' things on her mind when whe ended up drawing an obvious penis on the screen while describing a construction zone. Gotta love live TV.

Don't try this at home folks, because it's quite possibly the dumbest thing anyone's ever done—but it makes for some highly entertaining viewing, even if it does sometimes become a little unbearable to watch.