ULTIMATE Bottle Opener

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? Fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very macho man and out-do them. Now i ask you, is there anything more manly?

This kid calls his brother into the bathroom to check out a black widow spider then launches a tomato at him from point blank range for a direct hit.

Picture the scene, i'm sure some of you know it well - You are in the college library, trying to study & all you can hear is girl-on-girl gossip, it bores into your brain and only RADICAL action will make it stop - FOREVER!

This dude made a wish "to get lucky tonight." He probably should've been more specific. This free throw has to be seen to be believed.

When you stop fapping to it and take a moment to consider it, where would the internet be without the worth inclusion of man's favourite pursuit ?!

It's a question ever man asks: does Size Matter? Well yeah, but maybe not exactly where you thought—it matters down there but way down there where you feet are and these people can help add inches to you.

If sticking electrodes into someone's brain in order to make them do your bidding while under general anesthetic is wrong then I don't want o be right. If it was me I wouldn't stop at web surfing...

Hugh Jackman is having a rough month. Starts off by busting up his eye on Oprah and now he takes a fastball to the nuts playing cricket.

It's something that George Lucas never covered in his films but at some point Yoda must have had a case of severely bad gas. If he did then this is probably exactly what it would have looked and sounded like.

This guy picks probably the least appropriate time to get sucked into his cell phone. Thanks to his phone's autocorrect, his last tweet read "Puck The Police!"

Celebs hate people being mean to them. If you're going to tell Larry David to shut the eff-up, then you are a braver man than most—just hope you don't bump into him in the street.