The New Amazing Blob Launch

It's that time of year to try and beat how high you can project an unwilling victim skywards. This girl gets sent flying so high into the air they have to wake up an air traffic controller to bring her in for a landing.

We reckon it's over 10, but it's hard to tell just how many bikes are jumbled in the wreckage atop this ridge. The other racers show no sympathy or compassion-- they just want to get by.

Keeping the leg stubble at bay makes buses much safer for the essential back seat make-out session !

As Lincoln famously said, 'A bike divided cannot ride. Also, slavery sucks.'

Nothing livens up a dull, monotonous train journey like a great looking girl giving you the eye...

First off you need to warm her up with a massage, which will get her in the mood. Then coax her into the whole idea, then all she needs to do is blow on it! Simples yes!

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

It can't only be me who's watched this an thought that it'd be a pretty awesome place to work. Sure you might get lewd suggestions from male colleagues, but on the flip side there would never be a dull moment...

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

Having problems scoring with that cute chick? Here's a way not to have to lie your way into a girl's panties!!!

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. - LOL