All Kids Love Your 'Balzac'

Have you guessed yet? That's right, it sounds a bit like ball-sack. Probably because that's what it is. It's a sack that you put a balloon in and it turns it into a ball. A ball for kids too poor to afford a ball.

Spock’s always looking in that goddamn scanner, the man’s obsessed with it. But it’s because it’s how he accesses his Facebook profile, so he’s always checking for updates.

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

Snoop Dogg likes to smoke. This is a widely celebrated fact. Mostly by Mr. Dogg in his lyrics. If you prefer your celebrations more visual, how about this weird but awesome little video mashup?

What with all the Top Gear furore kicking off at the moment about stereotyping Mexicans, let’s take a timely look at Stewart Lee’s Top Gear-hating routine.

We’ve all had our dark moments at festivals. In all fairness, they are one of the few places where questionable behaviour is acceptable. However, this chap has very little excuses. What’ll he do next? Wash his face in shit?

This is air walk is pretty cool move, but if she chews gum while doing it, the whole thing falls apart.

This Lil X-Men feline's Adamantium claws get in the way of pretty much everything he does, meaning you wouldn't want him anywhere near your sofa—but he'd be good at silencing the neighbor's dog.

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

After realizing his sister's dirty trick, the little boy gets his small revenge. LOL

Here's something you won't see every day. A cop pulling over another cop for speeding. Not only is this incredibly rare but it's also highly amusing as the speeding cop tries to talk his way out of it. PAYBACK, BIATCH!