Arnie F-cked The Maid: The Musical

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

He's got a while yet before he becomes the next David Blaine !

This chick comes down hard on her face after falling for one of the oldest pranks in the book. It's weird, but the cuter they are the harder i laugh!

A Warehouse Manager needs some training after forgetting to lower his forklift - Genius driving FAIL!

I'd never let a pro tell me that they're better than me ! Pit your skills against pro extreme sports photographer Nathan Gallagher to win some really great prizes !

This dog has some sea world potential. -Cool!

Like or loathe soccer, you've got to admit that this guy has some serious skills. The skills in question might be almost entirely useless in any practical sense but I bet he still impresses the ladies with them.

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

This chubby redneck must have been a pitbull terrrier in his previous life!

Lets face it, rush hour in most countries is pretty horrible, but this one looks way worse than your average. Talk about sardines in a can, some people can't even get off the train.