Reporter screws up: "I'm stupid"

Now this is news we can totally belive in because it gets delived with 100% truth. Something tells me that the cameraman switched the tapes that we're meant to air on that evenings news broadcast. Genius.

This dude's peel out leaves flames on the pavement. Where he's going he doesn't need roads. (Hint: It's a mechanic. To get the tires replaced.)

Even God is marvelling at this, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, he knows his time is up. He's hanging up his superbeing coat made from soul dust and he's relenting to the quantum world. Do you know what this means? Hoverboards.

Posts on Facebook ruining your life? The solution? Post more. And more. Post all the time every day, all year until you post so much you’ve not seen daylight in eons and you look like Howard Hughes’s toe nails at his most reclusive.

Ok, so we lied a bit, it's not strictly parkour, this guy's professional title is actually a Tosser so, close enough. He's a Frenchman who throws cats around in his spare time. Yes, he's a bit of a pussy.

Like Muse or hate them, you can't deny that as far as the shuffle dance goes, Mr. Bellamy is the undisputed king. Not only was it a perfect reverse circle, but his timing for the vocals was absolutely spot on.

Whether you’re on live TV or not, when you got to smoke, you got to smoke. Just don’t bogart that joint, there are rules to follow and it’s good to see Zach passes that doob around. Sharing’s caring yo.

These guys think that maybe if they drive fast enough the thin ice won't notice their Jeep. Brains are obviously not their strong point - FAIL!

Christmas is all about sharing and this cute chick has been kind enough to share her gorgeous body with us - WOW!

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.