Tim Thomas Saves Better Than Jeebus

Tim Thomas can do the splits like a boss and save a goal in the process. In honour of Toronto going totally bat-sh#t crazy over a game that nobody else cares about here's a look at why hockey is cool.

You can't tell that it's a female driver pulling into this parking spot until she takes out the building door and crashes into the other parked cars. How do we know its a women? Well, females will do anything to get noticed!

If women are offended by being compared to a Pot Noodle then are they just being lesbians ?!

These people are the real bad guys of the world: Serco Group. Such are their nefarious activities that they even have a handle on time, controlling the very fabric that moves the universe onwards.

This kid knows how to get DOWN!

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.

So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet.

A young Canucks fan takes the crowd by storm with his kick-ass dance moves. This little guy got to meet Dan Hamhuis after the game and get a signed jersey as well.

To take a break from spending money on bonuses, Santander have chosen to spunk a bunch of cash on a CGI filled imagining of a Formula One Grand Prix that takes place on the streets of London. Nice one, guys!

The successor to the internet deity Chuck Norris has finally arisen. Isaiah Mustafa, we salute you. You still wouldn't catch me using this product thou!

The legend that is Baldrick lays it down on those nefarious banking hoodlums and pulling no punches. Instead he calls them criminals and gets all passionate and angry about what those swines have done to us!