Justin Bieber Shootout ReDUX

It's about fecking time i say! The justin Bieber death sequence gets spiced up with a few celebrity cameos and lots more shots to the lesbi-teen's body. To be honest I could probably watch this forever!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

You aint had a proper adrenalin rush until you jump a quad bike off a cliff and do a back flip lazyboy !

Listen, driving a huge diesel truck if you're just a marketer might not be a smart decision. But driving your Prius with the windows down? Look what it does to your hair!

It's a case of, 'So near & yet SO far' - You have to ask yourself the question, why the hell did she even bother putting a bikini on if she wasn't going to get in the water? FAIL!

What it lacks in complexity it more than makes up for with efficacy. All it requires is a cherry bomb and a box of matches and a mate who can take a joke and (if possible) has a spare pair of underpants.

If you thought regular dubstep was ear torture then that's only because you hadn't yet seen “a capella dubstep,” as performed by these teenage YouTubers. This is the kinda stuff they played to prisoners in Abu Ghraib.

Two of literature's horror writing greats face off against one another on the latest epic rap battle of history—and with a back catalogue like these two, you just know the battle's going to get nasty.

The trust fall is a classic. It's also a classic gag to move out from behind someone as they fall backwards. This trust fall goes a little differently though. Proof that you should explain the concept before you practice it...

This is a genius invention, a range of alcohol containers that allow you to drink as much intoxicating booze as possible and never get drunk. What's more, it even barfs up at the end of the evening so you don't feel left out.

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!