Evil Driver Soaks Kids At Bus Stop

The female driver of this car is now facing prosecution after she turned herself yesterday for deliberately driving through a puddle and splashing kids at a bus stop. My hero!!!

You might think that a hungry dog would eat pretty much anything. This dog proves that you'd be dead wrong as he stubbornly refuses to go anywhere near this slice of low-fat lamb jerky. Fussy git.

When Google turn their homepage into a musical instrument you can rely on Mr. Domino to coax a tune out of it. Not content with just playing a website, Brett even adds a bit of his inimitable pizazz.

'Does exactly what it says on the tin!' - It's called bone breaking and it looks a lot like bones being broken - Basically, if you're able to pull your arm out of it's socket and twist it like a pretzel then you're halfway there.

A young Canucks fan takes the crowd by storm with his kick-ass dance moves. This little guy got to meet Dan Hamhuis after the game and get a signed jersey as well.

Yup, it's finally here. The rusty ring tattoo. It was only a matter of time before they became commonplace and before long we'll all want one. I want one that makes my anus look like the sarlacc pit from Star Wars.

Okay. The motionless water was one thing but this weird little phenomenon just totally blew my mind all over again. Using just a speaker, a trickle of water and a camera, this guy can perform miracles!

Another problem chalked up as 'technical difficulties' when it fact it was simply user error. I love it when this happens - LMAO!

With the right household items and just the correct application of limited braincells, this ordinary bottle becomes a face-seeking missile - I guess it's a good way for kids to learn - LMAO!

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.

Never listen to boring old nursery rhymes again, now you can rock out to Humpty Dumpty :)