HOGWARTS: Which House Are You?

When the Sorting hat tells you that you're a Hufflepuff there is some good news and some bad. The bad news is that you're as dumb as a bag of hammers. The good news is that you'll be given plenty of nice crayons to play with...

If you don't already suffer from Swamp Ass, odds are you know someone who does. Nathan Fillion and the guys at Nerd Machine want to help you help stop Swamp Ass from spreading further.

In case you’ve been in a drugged up stupor, a lot went on this last weekend news wise. And one of the tragic events that took place was the death of Amy Winehouse.

OK, so if you ever wondered what’s it’s like to be in love, it’s essentially like being off your mind on cocaine. So, don’t bother finding a partner and falling in love and having kids, just do lots of coke instead.

If game shows were comprised of just this, i'd watch them all. It takes a special kind of person to think that an operating room is where you might find an operator and this compilation is chock full of special people.

It feels like some kind of artsy metaphor for life. Like it's part of some art college dropout's dissertation on the futility of existence as expressed through the medium of toys & sports equipment. Cool though.

Nothing shows your girlfriend you're unafraid of commitment like spending all day corralling cockraoches into a heart-shaped candy box.

Erm, OK. Not quite sure what this is all about. A ninja walks into a bedroom, brutally slays two teenagers then starts getting his groove on with a couple of his ninja bros. It must make sense to somebody?

If this doesn't turn you into a doe eyed, cooing retard in seconds then drop us an email and we will refund the time you spent watching this video. Personally I get like that just thinking about this video...

The trouble with working for artists is that they'll fire you for being helpful !

Good to see professionals at work and doing a smart job. The next thing he reads will probably be an X-Ray. You, sir, should've napped on the job like the rest of us.