Disgusting Child

Wow! This kid is going to be the worst person in the entire world when she grows up. If she is like this at 3 years old just think.

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

Some of the Olympic events are totally rivetting and will have you on the edge of your seat. Others are complete balls that you won't be able to sit through without medication. Sailing is the latter. Luckily though, Irish commentary!

Stay classy Dr. Drew. When Courtney Stodden decided to go on this show she should’ve known that they might uncover some truths in the shape of a round object that’s somehow found her way into her breasts. Whatever could it be?

The votes are in and we have ourselves a winner!.. Camgirl Emi here has the cure for what ails the beauty pageant circuit these days. Miss America was never as Nawty!

Holy Christ, how lucky is this guy? Precariously dangling off a pipe hanging by the strap off his backpack. At least his friend just keeps on casually filming him, muttering in French. Gnarly.

Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don't have to because this video will do it for you.

You think you're all badass with your pet pitbull, but this guy's got an octopus on a dog lead. It's pretty cool, but it's nothing compared to a blue whale in a push chair.

After watching this russian pop singer go on a kids' show in an outfit that only those kids' dads would love!!

This street performer busts some pretty great dance moves outside Notre Dame cathedral, giving tourists a reason to avoid a boring tour and lecture on gothic architecture.

Oh Man, file this one under 'Possibilities Are Endless', I can instantly think of some outrageous shite I could pull off with this one. But as is far too often the case, every silver cloud has a black hole lining.