Chick Takes Scooter On Short, Wild Ride

Congratulations are in order. This may be the quickest scooter crash we have on record. See? There are some things female drivers excel at.

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

The WWE's own Olympic hopeful gets psyched about standing on that hallowed podium and decides to enter the fray. Not just for wrestling though, he's going to try and cover all bases, just to be sure...

In the middle of their set the band get passed a note. One of the members of the audience wants to play bass. Being the good sports they are, The Hives say "Yes", but only if he puts on a matching vest. Awesome.

Steve Aoki Bullseye's a chick in the face with a delicious cake. vI would normally call this a disgusting waste of perfectly good cake, but the chick looked pretty happy about it so all's well that ends well.

Have a look at some extreme skydiving GTA style, which might not be as adventurous or adrenaline-filled as the real world kind, but it's a lot less nerve wracking—and still looks great on video.

This is not a video for the weak hearted. I wish I could be this dirty when I turn 80. Dildos,Porkrinds, "Suck my dead pig" Need I say more??

She'll think twice before leaning back in her chair again.. LOL

Meeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.

This kid recorded girls' hurdles at his school and added commentary. Girls have so many obstacles they have to overcome in life, and this little kid will be laughing at them every step of the way.

The world has become so accustomed to being able to see the world at the touch of a button, SP sees the need to poke fun at it.. - LOL