DON'T SLEEP At The Comedy Show!

Do NOT fall asleep at Mike E. Winfield's comedy show or he'll get at least 20 straight minutes of comedy out of your sleepin' ass. To be fair, Ruben deserves most of the credit for this video. He is a true comedy genius.

Errrm, yeah! WTF!?! This has to be the gayest thing you can do on a bike with out actually ramming it right up your ass? Is this meant to be some kind of competitive sport? The only thing worse would be a unicycle - OMG!

Karahat, an Israeli comedy group don their expertly crafted retro Prince Of Persia costume and take to the streets for some Persian themed pajama wearing shenanigans.

If you ever find yourself in one of those bowling match/dance-off situations that are so common, this is the guy you want on your team. How the hell did he do this?

Yep it's a video of a cat. Yep it's kinda stupid. It's not long though so if you want your fifteen seconds back, send us your details and we'll email you your chronomatic refund. We may even throw in a extra second for good measure.

Pity this poor dog owner, he comes home to find that his dog has pooped and instead of cleaning it up his roomba has spread it all across his living room, stinking the place up and leaving him with a nasty mess.

Yeah, maybe when you’re on the commute home and everyone seems to despise everyone within two foot of them, humanity may seem pretty shitty. Just watch this and have your faith restored.

If you’ve got a chubby for Master Chief then I have some spectacularly good news… There’s a new live action series based in the Halo universe inbound and you can watch the trailer for it right here, right now. Enjoy!

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!

Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.

And the award for father of the year goes to.... this guy. Well if he had caught the ball maybe, but he dropped it just like his daughter.