Fast Food Sushi FTW!

Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.

Next time you’re drinking your morning cappuccino, try livening things up a bit by using some urban improv and flirting with the person sitting across the room from you.

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies. Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that?

If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do! Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…

The X Factor’s back & your Saturday night’s TV viewing has got that bit more shitty. If only you had a social life, huh? To make you feel better, watch this spoof and then just transpose this to the actual show on Saturday night.

Even the Fresh Prince of Bel Air needs an heir, and it could be this little girl. She seems like she could be the only person that still likes poor old Will any more. Except for his son maybe?

Save a tree and impress your friends and relatives by sending a Christmas eCard with a difference - AWESOME!

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump. Some people just can't seem to understand that ALL of his pathetic suffering will be commented about on the internet one day - LOL!

After seeing this July 4th fireworks fail, the British were finally able to accept that letting go of America was in their best interests. Some things you just don't buy cheap because it probably means it might kill you.

Maybe this is why we shouldn't lean up AGAINST the cars.. LOL

The subway is a pretty dangerous, crazy place, but thankfully the quick reflexes of this conductor saved a life.