Awesome Painting Timelapse

Meet Ms Shackleton. She creates her masterpieces using only her special patented Dribbly Paint Technique(tm). Brushes are for noobs, this chick does it all using bottle paints and the power of gravity.

Is it natural selection at work getting rid of the stupid amongst us? I wonder what it feels like to have testicles in the back of your throat, if you want to find out just follow this guy's example.

Snowmen are usually pretty boring. Unless you lovingly sculpt them some genitals or decapitate them and douse them in fake blood, that is. This one has to be one of the greatest snowmen of all time.

Detroit's famous for producing automobiles & being home to that guy who starred in 8 Mile. While both Eminem & the Motor City have endured plenty of hardships, it didn't stop them from climbing to the top of their game.

This cat gets a GoPro camera strapped to it's neck and has a typical day in it's life immortalised on film. It makes for some rather interesting viewing. Far more interesting than a cat's life has any right to be...

They say 'it's a dog's life' and by the look of this mutt i'd say they are probably right - I probably look a lot like this dog before I get my first cup of coffee in the morning.

Wow. This movie has pretty much every ingredient to make it a total classic, hot chicks in leather wielding guns and kicking A! And as if that wasn't enough it's got samurai ninjas with huge machine guns too. F#ck yea!

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

Justin Bieber arrives in New Zealand this November, which is bad luck for New Zealanders but help is at hand. In the greatest contest ever held, you could win tickets out of the country and away from the Belieber circus.

Because even LEGO gets it wrong sometimes... so here's some "outtakes" from the film featuring Lego Batman flying into the centre of the sun and messing up his lines and Morgan Freeman's God taking a tumble mid-sentence.

And vice versa, apparently. Seriously though, if I had a penny for every time I came home to find some dude doing this in my bedroom I'd be a millionaire. Maybe I should start locking the doors and windows and stop posting on Craigslist...