Huge Spider Owned By Rubber Band Shot

This is how REAL men deal with spiders, with a rubber band! You've got one shot to hit a huge spider before you embarrass yourself from shrieking and running away. Lets be honest here, i'd pick this option every time!

The cost of coming up with the wrong present for the beloved wife's birthday can be mildly huge !

If you think about it, it's not really hard to figure out Batman's secret identity. Wayne is the only man in Gotham with the kind of cash to splurge on all those glorious gadget that Batman has...

It’s got Lego, it’s got video game characters, it’s got slow-mo. It’s got exploding head shots. What more could anyone possibly want from a video, or for that matter, from life in general?

These guys listen to an alarm telling them to put their landing gear down and can't seem to remember to do it. They ruin their propeller, the bottom of their plane, and the chance anyone will ever fly with them.

So you’re taking a vacation, you’ve been looking forward to it but you hate flying. Don’t worry, the inflight movie should take your mind off it, just press play and — oh God, oh dear God no.

Finding out your wife has signed up to a dating site where she wants to meet other guys is not the best Valentine’s gift. But, revenge is sweet and when it’s all you’ve got you might as well do it in style.

The Onion tries it's hand at TED style talks and seminars. Don't be put off by the initial complexity of the talk, he speaks fairly slowly and repeats himself a bit in order to help newbies grasp the more difficult concepts.

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

This will no doubt be the best exercise equipment commercial for WonderCore ab machines that you'll see today—and it comes courtesy of Japan, which kind of makes you understand why it's so freaky.

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” - if it's Grolsch, Peroni or Miller--Beer company SABMiller is dodging taxes in India and Africa & depriving them of aid.