Dirtbike Pileup On Horribly Narrow Ridge

We reckon it's over 10, but it's hard to tell just how many bikes are jumbled in the wreckage atop this ridge. The other racers show no sympathy or compassion-- they just want to get by.

I love kids, they know what they want, but sometimes are lost for words when it comes to asking for it - Just wait until he gets older and tries to get it delivered - LMAO!

Sometimes it's totally necessary to do something totally unnecessary, like This Week in Unnecessary Censorship, Jimmy Kimmel bleeping out newsreaders & presenters & making them look like they're swearing when they're not.

Typical overachiever. Sure, it's impressive, but wouldn't you rather he could do something a little less nerdy and a little more useful, like help get hot women to a lame ass college party? I bet he does...

It looks like he learned his debate skills from the great Ric Flair!

I know what you all are thinking, is that a typo or am i actually about to endure three and a half minutes of a cute chick stuffing her other oral cavity - Now there's the rub! Either way i think you will all be pleasantly surprised!

The cops arrest this dude and just before they are about to take him off to jail his buddy helps him escape. Pretty sure that's illegal too.

This is the exact opposite of 'jumping to safety'. Sometimes when your vehicle is filling up with water fast you forget to realise that you might me jumping out of the frying pan into the fire - OMG!

It starts out looking a little hokey, but by the end of it I was totally ready to buy the laserman T-Shirt. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! It will come as no surprise that this guy works for Disney. Awesome stuff.

The German police take themselves very seriously. If you were to, say, poke them with a bright fuchsia vibrator and go on to perch a discarded ladies thong on their shoulder they would probably put you in cuffs. Just FYI.

There is a myth of a cat, more terrifying than the tea party getting in to power. A cat they say was created by dead gods from another dimension. Avoid it if you can, blink in its company at your peril.