The Purity Bear

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion. It’ll carry you through into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of them.

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

If a mad inventor got hold of a shoe shop, these sort of elaborate, mischievous designs might arise !

He might be royalty, but he's just like you or me (except with ginger hair). If an ice cream van goes past, he still has the everyman pavlovian response to reach for his wallet and run like the wind so that he can get a 99 flake.

The guys from Improv Everywhere turn a carousel full of little kids into a competitive horse race complete with commentators, a trumpet player and a crowd that just gawp on in a “lol-wut?” kind of way.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

Quick time events are shorthand for "This game is sh#t". They mark the point where the game's devs ran out of ideas and opted for Simple Simon style gameplay. This case is no different though it is more hilarious than normal.

This guy works his way to the top of Red Gates, Russia's tallest skyscraper. At that height, everyone fighting, wrecking cars, and consuming Vodka should look like ants to him.

Not only that but he does it in under 5 minutes, he clearly has no regard for his own safety, go on buddy.

This dude tries to jump over a 6 foot ladder but fails to get enough air and falls on his back. KID! Ladders are for climbing, use the steps provided...or pay the consequences!