Ninja Monkey

As the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...

Sorry, dude, but they clearly aren't into light-haired gay bears, best wait for the mens races you might have more luck then.

If you're diabetic, look away now. This is the most sickly sweet video you will ever see. a bundle of British Shorthair kittens wrapped in a towel mewing gently for their mother. So goddamn cute.

Man, why's this taking so long to pop? I'm hungry...oh, right, this is as filmed at 7000 frames per second. I can wait.

Some overzealous fan has discovered that Ryan Gosling doesn't like breakfast cereal and has edited all of his movies with him shunning it together. Some fans really are crazy.

This song first emerged as an X-Factor audition and then went straight into the charts and it's not hard to see why. A lighthearted song by a likeable lass about going out, getting drunk and having a laugh. Great stuff.

Super powerful cars and super hot babes make for a good combo!!

I'm not great at math but I can tell the product of that equation will be AWESOMENESS. The stretchiness of a prophylactic versus the raw power of a mentos and coca cola explosion. Which will win? Place your bets now!

Mostly with newborn babies you dress them in a onesie, the all-in-one bodysuit that ensures they’re kept warm and relatively dry but means you can also get access to their diaper quickly when you need to.

Cannot wait for this show, there's nothing that makes me feel like a human being more than seeing orphaned children suffering. It's one of the great pleasures of life, so what if a kid's life is ruined, I'm getting some giggles.

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay.