Flop Rockets

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

They would've got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky viewers! Check out this intriguing coolness!

You may think you have your own internal gaydar that is infallible, but there’s always room for an app for that. For instance, all those people who are a bit camp or butch and off goes your gaydar app, turns out they’re not.

If you ever entertained the idea of going for a night dive, then this is guaranteed to put you right off. In the murky waters a diver’s only light source is the beam of light coming from their torch, BIG MISTAKE!

Imagine the ending of Free Willy, only if the whale jumped into a frozen lake instead of the ocean. Pretty much the same thing.

Could you play a video game while spiders and snakes crawled all over your hands and the joypad?

Don't feel bad for him. He knows street urchins go in a separate bin!

Don't live near the coast? Can't get to the ocean, but you want to surf? Then do not fear, because you can surf on tarp instead. You just a need big enough piece of it, a skateboard, and then you'll be tarping USA.

It's pretty eye catching, but is it worth the dough? Also, where do the batteries go? It's pretty cool if you're into that kind of thing, but I'd rather have something a bit more functional for my money...

Have you played Amnesia yet, maybe you have but have totally forgotten? It's fast becoming the world's go-to game for immediate relief from constipation and this dude sounds like a relieved customer.

Talk about luck. This may be the luckiest goal ever. The two teams playing were Termeno and Dro and the winner moves officially to Eccellenza, the 6th category of Italian football