Street Cleaning Simulator

If you thought that Farming Simulator was badass, you aint seen nothing yet. While combine harvesters and other farming machinery might be gangster, it ain't got nothing on a street cleaning machine. F'real.

The queen of Radio 4 turns into an alien queen, of sorts, by birthing a blood-coated fleshy monster live on national TV, while Sigourney Weaver looks on with affection. And it’s a pretty impressive feat.

Toast, who doesn’t like it? These guys liked it so much they made a video & stole the bread from starving orphans of the world, then forced them to watch this video while laughing manically. Maybe. Neat vid btw.

These guys just had to do another video. Where a bunch of Force controlling douche-holes abuse their abilities and use the mystical power of the Jedis to be totally jerk-bags.

War paint becomes clown make-up pretty quickly when you get knocked out in front of thirty people.

This is, without doubt, a pretty neat trick to pull off, and rather accomplished too—but you know what would be more impressive? Seeing them land the plane back on the trailer, now that would take some doing.

Here's something you won't see every day. A cop pulling over another cop for speeding. Not only is this incredibly rare but it's also highly amusing as the speeding cop tries to talk his way out of it. PAYBACK, BIATCH!

I call it just plain showing off, but then isn't that what cheerleading is about? I bet they spent a serious amount of time mastering this one in the gym, because when this goes wrong I wouldn't want to see the results.

Remember the winter, you know, when it gets cold & stuff. This is a demonstration of something interesting you can do when it's too cold to do anything fun outside. Freeze a bubble. Then go back indoors.

Dancer and robot impressionist Chadd Smith (aka MaddChadd) does a flawless impression of a robot eating a sandwich at Village Gourmet in Studio city, California. It's so convincing you wonder if he is actually a robot.

Over 2 minutes of watching people with more money than sense crashing and failing. Still, their FAIL is our internet viewing pleasure gain. What more could you want to see on a Monday?