Nearly Picking Up Chicks

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

Batman gets pulled over by the police for having a bat symbol where his number plate should be. He probably should have cleared that one with commissioner Gordon first...

Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal - OMFG!

No one does uncanny strangeness like Tim & Eric, two men whose alien hearts probably pump LSD round their veins while they secrete peculiarity out of their pores. Looks like Japan’s got some stiff competition in the WTF stakes.

Sure, it's probably not much use on the battlefield but I guess it shows they train fairly diligently. If you don't take your eyes away every now and then I'm sure it starts to melt your brain a little...

And the award for father of the year goes to.... this guy. Well if he had caught the ball maybe, but he dropped it just like his daughter.

The Oscars aren't going to know what's hit them next year - It's her fighting/action skills that will really impress. By the looks of it she could give Bruce Lee a run for his money, if he were still alive.

Everyone loves puppies, but you probably couldn’t eat a whole one, especially an adorbz Labradoodle puppy. It’s just too much for one person to nom, but it is totes cutez, but not cute enough to warrant a fap, so stop that.

You probably don’t need to watch a video to know this, but anything that bashes the Daily Mail can only really be a good thing, so totally worthy of your time. And the best way to do that is just to read out their headlines. Pwnd.

OK, be prepared because it's about to get really real. The bass kicks in, the dubstep begins and everyone's about to freak the hell out. Turn it up loud and put on your best shocked face.

Time for an overdose of adorbz! If you're not imagining a miniature scale hotel full kittens padding around, talking to each other then we're on totally different wavelengths my friend.