Seal Gets His Fap On

Most people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.

It doesn't sound all that impressive until you watch the trials that they put it through. Swinging pickaxes, hammers, crowbars, chisels and even driving a fork lift at it. This window is freaking HENCH.

The trailer for the new Green Lantern film doesn't look to bad, but you know what would make it look a whole lot better? Less Green Lantern and more Deadpool. Why the hell isn't there a Deadpool film out yet? C'mon Hollywood!

We all love pizza & we all hate waiting for stuff, but jeez, no need to throw a complete strop out because it's taking a bit longer than usual. Maybe all that junk food is making her tetchy, she should try bean curd and salad instead.

This is Zoe, a guitarist in that band, playing Sweet Child of Mine back when she was only six years old. Something tells me good things are going to happen to this kid.

Before the Adidas Originals House Party, David and KG had a little one-on-one competition in the yard !

Hamsters make pretty weak pets. They can't fetch, be ridden or guard your room. There is one thing that they can do though, and that's run. They can also make you laugh, if you're into tiny furry slapstick geniuses.

As if there wasn't anything more tragic than a grown man spending all his cash on twinkly lights, this guy raises the ante by synchronizing it all to the theme tune from Skyrim. Way to go. Forever alone.

The Pokemon franchise finally snaps and spends some of it's monumental accrued wealth on bringing the games up to speed with late 90's quality 3D visuals. A brave move, but will it pay off? Do we even care?

This man should be congratulated. He has managed to create the most offensively bad piece of music ever. Not content with that, this is only one song from an entire albums worth of similar material. Impressive.

The MMA just signed him. From now on he's the Chuck Liddell Bear.