Dinosaur Vs. Toddler

Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder's ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!

In less than ten seconds this dude bites enough holes in the top of his can to completely remove the lid.

Shortly after this, the adults thought it'd be funny have the kid snort a line of sugar off his grandma's chest. Later he passed out and woke up with a tiger in his playroom.

A parody of Katy Perry's, I Kissed A Girl. You've heard the song on Dr. Demento, now see the video starring Blythe Renay & Rissy Pelot of Damsels of Dorkington.

Most dog's can't even be taught not to poop in the corner of the room and attack the postman every morning. This one has been trained to act. Possibly. I wonder if he's ever done any Shakespeare?

If dogs are man's best friend then this really isn't that unusual. But still! This trainer's use of CPR on this woman's dog is an amazing display of quick thinking that most likely saved this dog's life.

Most people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.

A remix of clips from the movie where Hayley Joel Osmond played a little robot kid with the capability to love. Sounds totally lame, but this mashup will probably make you want to watch it. It's just THAT good!

The real talent comes from the one least expected.. WOW

A new piece of Banksy graffitti has been discovered in Libya and the locals are very excited about the implications for the future of their country and all the resultant tourism...

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.