Paradox Power

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

A prisoner complains it's too hot in the back of a squad car so the cops roll down the window for him then watch him open the door and run away.

Kitchen knife versus cute kitty. Place your bets now! Not content with waking up his owner every morning and being seen by millions of people on YouTube this cat has started trolling celebrities.

Quite clearly the best she-nerd song rendition of a poem about Dungeons & Dragons you will see today. Seriously. If you see a better one in the next 24 hours I'll give you my lucky D20 and the underpants I stole from Gary Gygax.

I love people who are SO drunk it's almost impossible to stand up - Good thing he didn't have to take a sobriety test, since destroying property is kind of an automatic disqualification.

A news crew happens to catch a trolley ramming into the back of a horse-drawn carriage during a news story. No one was seriously injured.

Some chicks are hawt, but this is extreme! The Etowah County Sheriff's Office has released this chick on bail after she accidentally set herself on fire while pouring gasoline and igniting her boyfriends car - WTF!?!

This dude doesn't look like your average beatboxer but he can sure turn the tricks!

As the end of the world approaches, don't let that put you off kissing that cute girl/boy/zombie you've secretly been in love with and max'ing' out your credit cards as you try anything to laid. See, it isn't all bad news!

This remote controlled bowling ball hack would make for the most boring attempt at cheating in the history of games. Still....The possibilities are endless!

This is probably the weirdest, f#cked-up thing I've seen all year. If you just so happen to be a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and want to see guys dressed like them pretending to jaff one out onto a pizza, you're in luck!