Baby Fanny

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

Xbox Kinect might be totally useless for playing video games with but the homebrew applications for it are just getting cooler and cooler. This guy links his to an Transformers toy and turns it into a tiny robotic "mini-me".

This dude comes speeding down the highway swerving in and out of traffic and suddenly loses control and rolls his car off the shoulder. It's good to know there are people driving linke this on our highways :(

All that stands between you and an epic fantasy quest is a few scratch and sniff game cards and a phone number. Would you be able to find the dragon rose and cure your affliction or would your dad’s toots prove too much?

If you need to learn the intricacies of the French national sport (AKA "running away"), simply sit next to a huge-ass predator and wait for him to twitch or glance in your general direction, it should all come pretty natural.

It's not often I'll post music videos, because music is pretty subjective. there's one thing we can all agree on though, and that is that this video is absolutely brilliant! Phoenix Wright FTW!

Before he punched Snooki on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro got his clock cleaned in an amateur cage match. He got 'snookied' before the term was invented.

No doubt you spend many sleepless nights wondering just where the LOLCat meme originated from. No? Well who cares, because you’re about to find out.

Ninja cats are the most stealthy of all feline assassins. You won't even know they're there until they make their move and execute their target and by then it's too late to stop them. RIP racoon plushie. You will be missed.

It’s shocking in this world we live in, where you can’t even beat up an old lady in her home without submitting a health and safety application because you might hurt yourself breaking and entering and could sue the local council.